A Message From Bob Kopp

Bob Kopp.....Ted Knight



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Bob Kopp: During this holiday season, your local police department would like to remind you to watch your handbag. And watch your wallet, keep an eye on your packages, and be sure to watch your step. Watch your mouth! Don't be standing around, just mind your own business! Don't go looking for trouble! Stay out of the way, don't touch anything, don't move anything! Bring it up, move it along, no loitering, get going or I'll run you in! And you'd better watch out, Merry Christmas, I'm telling you what!!

Announcer: This has been a Christmas Message from your Local Police Department.


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