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  Season 5: Episode 9


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January 26th, 1980

Teri Garr

The B-52s

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John Anderson

Akira Yoshimura

Sarah Paley

Max Pross

Paul McCartney in Japan
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) is jailed in attempted to land McCartney interview.

Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.


Montage


Teri Garr's Monologue
Summary: Teri Garr is anxious to get her hosting duties started.


Craig's Traveler's Checks
Summary: You can enjoy a worry-free vacation even if you lose Craig's (Jim Downey) Traveler's Checks, because he never leaves his apartment.

Note: Repeat from 79a.


Caucus
Summary: Desperate for votes in Iowa, presidential candidates perform chores.

Recurring Characters: George Bush, Ted Kennedy, Rosalynn Carter.


Debs Behind Bars
Summary: Spoiled rich girls find that life in prison is tough and a major bummer.

Transcript


The B-52's perform "Rock Lobster"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Vic Ricker (Harry Shearer). Scott Gunderson (Peter Aykroyd).

Recurring Characters: Vic Ricker.


Anchovy Council of America
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Bad Playhouse
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Recurring Characters: Ronnie Bateman.


Baby Mogul
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The Mr. Bill Show
Summary: Psychiatrist Mr. Hands helps Mr. Bill off of Skid Row by hypnotizing him into visits of past traumas.

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The B-52's perform "Dance This Mess Around"


Goodnights
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