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  Season 5: Episode 9





79i: Teri Garr / The B-52's

Teri Garr's Monologue

.....Teri Garr

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen -- Teri Garr!

Teri Garr: Hello, hello, hello! Hi, everybody! Hi! Wow! Well, gee, I'm just THRILLED to be here! I really am! I'm very excited to be hosting this show, and it's a GREAT show tonight, it's really terrific! Hilarious, I might add! I hope you think so. And, uh, there's an awful lot of it... so we're just gonna go RIGHT ahead and do it! Um... Did I say that I was thrilled to be here? I think I said that. I'm excited! And, uh, let's just GO right on ahead with it! I mean... We'll be right back after this commercial...!


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