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February 9th, 1980 Chevy Chase Marianne Faithfull Tom Scott None Bert Convy Anne Beatts Tom Gammill Sarah Paley Max Pross Rosie Shuster Akira Yoshimura

Rancho Houso

Summary: Henry Kissinger (Al Franken) wants to convince Gerald Ford (Chevy Chase) to run for President again, if only they can agree whether to meet at the top or the bottom of the stairs. Recurring Characters: Gerald Ford, Betty Ford, Henry Kissinger. Transcript

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Chevy Chase's Monologue

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Pre-Chew Charlie's

Summary: Those who can't chew their own food are going to get spoiled by the staff services of Pre-Chew Charlie's (Bill Murray).

The Bel Airabs

Summary: Recurring Characters: Abdul Asad, Mudhad Asad, Fatima Asad, Granny, Miss Hathaway.

Marianne Faithfull performs "Broken English"

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray

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You Can't Win!

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Speaking of Fashion ...and other things

Summary: Recurring Characters: Mr. Blackwell.

Marianne Faithfull performs "Guilt"

Schiller's Reel

Summary: An in-depth profile of "Linden Palmer, Hollywood's Forgotten Director".

The Talking Letter

Summary: Somewhere on the coast of Honduras, a tourist (Jane Curtin) records an audiotape account of her vacation to send home to Mother (Laraine Newman).

Chevy Chase performs "16 Tons"

Goodnights

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