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  Season 5: Episode 11








79k: Elliott Gould / Gary Numan

Jewess Jeans

Rhonda Weiss.....Gilda Radner

Jingle:
Jewess Jeans
they're skin-tight, they're out of sight
Jewess Jeans.

She's got a lifestyle uniquely hers
Europe, Nassau, wholesale furs.
She's read every best-selling book
She's a gourmet blender cook.
She's got that Jewess look.

Jewess Jeans
they're uptight, alright
Jewess Jeans.

She shops the sales for designer clothes
She's got designer nails and a designer nose.
She's an American princess and a disco queen.
She's the Jewess in Jewess Jeans.
She's the Jewess in Jewess Jeans.

Announcer: You don't have to be Jewish.

Rhonda Weiss: But it wouldn't hurt.

Announcer: Jewess Jeans. Guranteed to ride up.


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