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February 23rd, 1980

Kirk Douglas

Sam & Dave

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  • Kirk Douglas' Dressing Room

    In reality, Douglas is not as tall as he appears in his movies.


  • Kirk Douglas' Monologue

    Douglas shows off his godchild in the audience.


  • What If?

    Lifestyle of Spartacus (Douglas) is pondered.


  • The Micro Dentists

    They shrink in size to fix Anwar Sadat's (Garrett Morris) teeth.


  • Sam & Dave performs "You Don't Know Like I Know"


  • Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray

    Ronald Reagan (Harry Shearer) demonstrates some off-color jokes in new commercial.

    Al Franken wants to reinstate the draft so he won't have to go to war.

    Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan.


  • Nick Collins

    Drunken Nick (Bill Murray) performs at a bar mitzvah.

    Recurring Characters: Nick the Lounge Singer.


  • Prime Time Saturday

    Tom Snyder (Harry Shearer) interviews the brothers of Republican Party candidates.

    Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder.


  • Kirk's Greatest Kirks

    Douglas does impressions of people who do impressions of him.


  • "Mask Of Fear"

    Tom Schiller film forces break-invictims to go skiing.


  • Sam & Dave perform "Soul Man"


  • Sardi's

    Bathroom attendant (Gilda Radner) asks for Douglas' autograph.


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