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February 23rd, 1980 Kirk Douglas Sam & Dave None Lorne Michaels Peter Aykroyd Mitchell Laurance Tom Schiller Alan Zweibel Paul Shaffer

Kirk's Dressing Room

Summary: Gilda Radner brings her Aunt Margie backstage to meet the real Kirk Douglas, who's not as he appears in the movies. Transcript

Montage

Kirk Douglas' Monologue

Summary: Kirk Douglas introduces his biggest fan in the audience -- his goddaughter, Alexandra. Transcript

What If?

Summary: Spartacus (Kirk Douglas).

The Micro-Dentists

Summary: Micro-dentists team (Kirk Douglas, Bill Murray, Laraine Newman) shrink their size so they can fix Anwar Sadat's (Garrett Morris) teeth and battle Taste Buds. Recurring Characters: Anwar Sadat.

Sam & Dave performs "You Don't Know Like I Know"

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray

Summary: Ronald Reagan (Harry Shearer) demonstrates some off-color jokes in his new commercial. Al Franken wants to reinstate the draft so he won't have to go to war. Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan.

Nick Collins

Summary: A drunken Nick Collins (Bill Murray) performs at the Lieberman bar mitzvah. Recurring Characters: Nick the Lounge Singer.

Prime Time Saturday

Summary: Tom Snyder (Harry Shearer) interviews the brothers of Republican Party candidates. Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder. Transcript

Kirk's Greatest Kirks

Summary: Kirk Douglas does impressions of the people who do impressions of him.

Schiller's Reel

Summary: In "Mask of Fear", a tense breaking-and-entering episode turns into an afternoon of skiing.

Sam & Dave perform "Soul Man"

Sardi's

Summary: Sardi's bathroom attendant (Gilda Radner) asks Kirk Douglas for his autograph.

Goodnights

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