Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 5: Episode 14


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March 15th, 1980

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James Taylor

Paul Simon

David Sanborn

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Michael O'Donaghue

John Belushi

Sen. Daniel P. Moynihan

Carrie Fisher

Ralph Nader

Michael Palin

Lorne Michaels

Yvonne Hudson

Matt Neuman

Sarah Paley

Alan Zweibel

Andy Murphy

Seance
Summary: The spirits of Michael O'Donoghue and John Belushi are summoned during a psychic seance in honor of SNL's 100th episode.

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Montage


Bill Murray's New York Song
Summary: Bill Murray sings of the greatness of living in New York City.


Horizon System 12
Summary: The world's biggest television system still retains its tiny viewing screen.

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The Biggest Leprechaun
Summary: Sean the Leprechaun (Peter Aykroyd) is easily captured due to his large size.

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The Nerds
Summary: Todd's (Bill Murray) quest to become Student Body president may be ruined by a smear campaign, when his opponent (Harry Shearer) brings up a past mooning infraction.

Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca.

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James Taylor & Paul Simon perform "Cathy's Clown", "Sunny Skies", "Take Me to the Mardi Gras"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Ralph Nader. Roseanne Roseannadanna (Gilda Radner).

Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna.

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The Minstrels of Newcastle
Summary: Schanken the Minstrel (Bill Murray) irks his fellow musicians when he can't master four drum beats in time to perform for the Queen (John Belushi).

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Talk Or Die
Summary: Dirk Savage (Michael Palin) struggles to interview his guests while enduring a multitude of death threats during the show.

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New York State Wines
Summary: Sen. Daniel P. Moynihan promotes New York State Wines, even though the taste isn't favored by Honker (Bill Murray) and a pair of discriminating bums (Garrett Morris, Peter Aykroyd).

Recurring Characters: Honker.


David Sanborn performs "Anything You Want"


The David Susskind Show
Summary: David Susskind (Bill Murray) interviews ordinary people who have undergone extreme plastic surgery measures in order to look like their favorite celebrities.

Recurring Characters: David Susskind.

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Goodnights
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