Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 17
April 19th, 1980
: First-Lady Rosalynn Carter (Laraine Newman) outlines random 1980 Census questions aimed at illegal immigrants like Rosa Santangelo (Gilda Radner).
: Rosalynn Carter, Rosa Santangelo.
Strother Martin's Monologue
: Strother Martin announces that he was asked to host tonight's show because a producer mistook him for Tennessee Williams.
Camp Beau Soleil
: "Cool Hand" Luke (Bill Murray) tries to reform against the curriculum provided by La Capitan (Strother Martin) at a French language camp.
The Specials perform "Gangsters"
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
: G. Gordon Liddy, Chico Escuela.
Invasion of the Brain Snatchers
The Specials perform "Too Much, Too Young"
: A film by Edie Baskin, with hand-colored stills by Mary Laffer, observes diners enjoying food at various New York eateries.