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  Season 5: Episode 17


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April 19th, 1980

Strother Martin

The Specials

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Tom Gammill

Sarah Paley

Anne Beats

Matt Neuman

Andy Murphy

Max Pross


Census Preview
Summary: First-Lady Rosalynn Carter (Laraine Newman) outlines random 1980 Census questions aimed at illegal immigrants like Rosa Santangelo (Gilda Radner).

Recurring Characters: Rosalynn Carter, Rosa Santangelo.

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Montage


Strother Martin's Monologue
Summary: Strother Martin announces that he was asked to host tonight's show because a producer mistook him for Tennessee Williams.

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Camp Beau Soleil
Summary: "Cool Hand" Luke (Bill Murray) tries to reform against the curriculum provided by La Capitan (Strother Martin) at a French language camp.

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The Specials perform "Gangsters"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
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Recurring Characters: G. Gordon Liddy, Chico Escuela.


Video Will
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Conductor's Club
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Invasion of the Brain Snatchers
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The Specials perform "Too Much, Too Young"


Any Town
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Food
Summary: A film by Edie Baskin, with hand-colored stills by Mary Laffer, observes diners enjoying food at various New York eateries.


Goodnights
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