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  Season 5: Episode 18


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May 10th, 1980

Bob Newhart

The Amazing Rhythm Aces

Bruce Cockburn

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Sarah Paley

Max Pross

Alan Zweibel

Pink Lady and Carl
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Recurring Characters: Carl Sagan, Marvin Hamlisch.

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Montage


Bob Newhart's Monologue
Summary: Bob Newhart performsstand-up about an early televised expedition to the Seven Lost Cities of the Incans.

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The Dating Zone
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Recurring Characters: Iris de Flaminio, Colleen Fernman, Rod Serling.

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The Amazing Rhythm Aces perform "Who Will the Next Fool Be" & "Third-Rate Romance"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
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The Letter
Summary: After soldier Jeremy Travers (Peter Aykroyd) dies in battle, Col. Jessup (Bob Newhart) promises to write his mother, but the time keeps getting away from him.


Bruce Cockburn performs "Wondering Where the Lions Are"


Dave's Variety Store
Summary: Dave (Bob Newhart) and his wife Betty (Gilda Radner) run a store in which they have every ridiculous item in stock that customers happen to ask for.

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The Mr. Bill Show
Summary: After "Mr. Bill Goes To Jail" for a framed bank robbery, he becomes Mr. Hands' unwitting escape partner from Sing Sing Prison.

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Restaurant
Summary: Stan (Bob Newhart) is eager to marry Nadine (Jane Curtin) after a brief courtship, until she reveals that she's only been slender since just before they started dating.

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Goodnights
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