Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:
May 17th, 1980
Steve Martin
3-D
Paul & Linda McCartney
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Weekend Update Exclusive Report
Summary: It's been 122 days since Paul McCartney was busted for possession of marijuana, and Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) hopes to land an exclusive interview. Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci. Transcript
Montage
Steve Martin's Monologue
Summary: Steve Martin recites a series of tenets entitled "What I Believe". Transcript
Real Incredible People
Summary:
Messy Burglars
Summary: Franklin (Bill Murray) and Phil (Steve Martin) break into a couple's (Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) just so they can make a mess, but then their mothers (Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner) break in to clean up the mess.
3-D performs "All-Night Television"
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) finally gets Paul and Linda McCartney's attention and conducts his interview. Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci. Transcript
Paul McCartney performs "Coming Up"
Reagan Dinner
Summary: Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan.
Stretch Marks
Summary: The new album from aging songstress Patty Caldwell (Gilda Radner). Transcript
Air Date:
Summary: It's been 122 days since Paul McCartney was busted for possession of marijuana, and Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) hopes to land an exclusive interview.
Summary: Steve Martin recites a series of tenets entitled "What I Believe".
Summary: Franklin (Bill Murray) and Phil (Steve Martin) break into a couple's (Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) just so they can make a mess, but then their mothers (Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner) break in to clean up the mess.
Summary: 
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) finally gets Paul and Linda McCartney's attention and conducts his interview.
Summary: The new album from aging songstress Patty Caldwell (Gilda Radner).