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  Season 5: Episode 19


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May 17th, 1980

Steve Martin

3-D

Paul & Linda McCartney

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Weekend Update Exclusive Report
Summary: It's been 122 days since Paul McCartney was busted for possession of marijuana, and Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) hopes to land an exclusive interview.

Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.

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Montage


Steve Martin's Monologue
Summary: Steve Martin recites a series of tenets entitled "What I Believe".

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Real Incredible People
Summary: Overly enthusiastic hosts (Steve Martin, Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) are amazed by the normal feats of everyday people.

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Messy Burglars
Summary: Franklin (Bill Murray) and Phil (Steve Martin) break into a couple's (Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) just so they can make a mess, but then their mothers (Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner) break in to clean up the mess.


3-D performs "All-Night Television"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) tries to serenade Paul McCartney dwonstairs by singing a medley of Beatles tunes.

Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.

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The Hominids
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Weekend Update Exclusive Report II
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) finally gets Paul and Linda McCartney's attention and conducts his interview.

Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.

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Paul McCartney performs "Coming Up"


Reagan Dinner
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Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan.

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Stretch Marks
Summary: The new album from aging songstress Patty Caldwell (Gilda Radner).

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Deer Crossing
Summary: A pair of deer (Steve Martin, Gilda Radner) cautiously try to cross the interstate after other deer (Bill Murray, Tom Davis) are hit by passing cars.

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Goodnights
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