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  Season 5: Episode 20


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May 24th, 1980

Buck Henry

Andrew Gold

Andrae Crouch & Voices of Unity

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Liz Welch

Lee Mayman

Robin Shlien

Don Pardo

Matt Neuman

Walter Williams

Yvonne Hudson

Anne Beatts

Sarah Paley

Alan Zweibel

Richard Belzer

Andy Murphy

Akira Yoshimura

ABC News
Summary: An eager Frank Reynolds (Harry Shearer) makes an advance announcement that Ronald Reagan and President Jimmy Carter will secure their parties' nominations for this year's presidential election.

Recurring Characters: Frank Reynolds, George Bush, Ted Kennedy.

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Montage


Buck Henry's Monologue
Summary: Buck Henry introduces the soon-to-be-famous members of "SNL"'s sixth season.

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Lord & Lady Douchebag
Summary: Lord (Buck Henry) and Lady Douchebag (Gilda Radner) are among the distinguished guests at a noble gathering at Salisbury Manor.

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Cow Minder's Daughter
Summary: Cow minder's (Buck Henry) daughter Govinda Lynn (Laraine Newman) leaves the family cow pasture to become a famous country-Indian singer in the Far East.


Andrew Gold performs "Kiss This One Goodbye"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Jack Perkins (Harry Shearer) reports on the wide-eyed Walter Keane art exhibit that's sweeping the nation. Chico Escuela (Garrett Morris). Roseanne Roseannadanna (Gilda Radner).

Recurring Characters: Chico Escuela, Roseanne Roseannadanna.


Uncle Roy
Summary: While babysitting, Uncle Roy (Buck Henry) plays Glass-Bottom Boat with Terri (Laraine Newman) andTracy (Gilda Radner).

Recurring Characters: Uncle Roy, Terri, Tracy.

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Trader Nick's
Summary: Nick "Lava" (Bill Murray) runs a Hawaiian-themed bar outside of Niagara Falls and sings to a displaced couple (Buck Henry, Laraine Newman) from Love Canal and a rowdy group of teenagers celebrating their prom.

Recurring Characters: Nick the Lounge Singer, Iris de Flaminio.

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Week in Review
Summary: Hugh Gaffney (Buck Henry) of the New York Times is annoyed when he finds himself participating alongside a panel of tabloid journalists.

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Mommy Beer
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Andrae Crouch & Voices of Unity perform "Can't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus"


Goodnights
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