Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 6: Episode 2
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November 22nd, 1980
Malcolm McDowell
Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
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Andy Murphy
Matthew Laurance
Eddie Murphy
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The Execution
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Summary: A boisterous mother (Denny Dillon) instructs her son (Gilbert Gottfried) to sit up straight in the electric chair before he's executed.
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Malcolm McDowell's Monologue
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Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom
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Summary: Jim Fowler (Joe Piscopo) goes off in search of that exotic beast - the Negro Republican.
Note: Eddie Murphy, who had been hanging around the studio after repeatedly trying to be added to the cast, makes his debut in this sketch, albeit sitting on the couch with no lines while an uncredited extra plays the role of the black man. Murphy took great offense to this misuse of his talents.
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Tobacco Growers of America
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Summary: Tobacco Growers spokesman Joseph Richman (Gilbert Gottfried) claims the human lung is to blame for lung cancer, not cigarettes.
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Serf City
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Summary: Earl (Malcolm McDowell) and Lord Jack (Charles Rocket) make a sport of riding on the backs of lowly peasants.
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The Reagans Adopt Amy Carter
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Summary: Ronald (Charles Rocket) and Nancy Reagan (Gail Matthius) barely pay attention to newly-adopted daughter, Amy Carter (Denny Dillon).
Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, Amy Carter.
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American Milk Association
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Summary: Alex de Large (Malcolm McDowell), from "A Clockwork Orange", speaks highly of moloko.
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"Showdown"
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Summary: In a film by Ken Friedman, a romantic conflict begats a Wild West-style shootout.
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Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band performs "Hot Head"
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Weekend Update with Charles Rocket
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Summary: Charles Rocket conducts a video interview with Yoko Ono (Denny Dillon) and house husband John Lennon (Malcolm McDowell). Joe Piscopo uses Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots to predict the results of the Roberto Duran-Sugar Ray Leonard rematch. Commenting on last week's show, Dr. Murray Abromowitz (Gilbert Gottfried) says it wasn't funny.
Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Yoko Ono.
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Gothic Novel Shop
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Summary: A bookstore owner (Malcolm McDowell) is attentive to his customers' every romantic need.
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The Leather Weather Report
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Summary: Dominatrix Thelma Thunder (Denny Dillon) beats the man (Charles Rocket) stretched across her map while giving the weather forecast.
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Commie Hunting Season
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Summary: Rednecks can't wait to start shooting on the first day of the new hunting season.
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The Rocket Report
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Summary: Charles Rocket bothers people while strolling along 5th Avenue.
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Jack The Stripper
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Summary: Dame Lydia Snoot (Malcolm McDowell) searches for Jack the Stripper, only to meet Prince Charles (Charles Rocket) instead.
Recurring Characters: Prince Charles.
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Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band performs "Ashtray Heart"
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"Someone Is Hiding In My Apartment"
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Summary: In a film by Mitchell Kriegman, cohabitation turns creepy.
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The Wine Cellar
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Summary: Carolyn Parker (Denny Dillon) suggests the best American wines to go with American foods.
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