80d: Jamie Lee Curtis / James Brown, Ellen Shipley
Clovin Hind Jeans II
Brooke Shields.....Gail Matthius
[Open on pan across a pair of feet covered in orange socks with the legs covered in blue jeans as someone sings "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"]
"Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd…"
[Pan continues across the blue jeans and white fuzzy tank top]
Voice: [continues singing]
"Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks…"
[Pan stops to reveal 1980’s jean model Brooke Shields to be the voice singing as she’s bent over and on her knees]
Brooke Shields: [singing]
"I don’t care if I never get back…"
[Brooke stops singing. Her eyes dart around as she realizes where she is]
Brooke Shields: [as she picks her head up] I have seven Clovins in my closet. [faces camera with a blank stare on her face]:…and if they could talk…[bends right arm over her head so her hand can rest on her cheek]: I could act. [smiles]
[SUPER: "CLOVIN HIND JEANS" appears]
Announcer: Clovin Hind Jeans.
Submitted by: Candy