Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 6: Episode 7
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January 17th, 1981
Karen Black
Cheap Trick
Stanley Clarke Trio
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Rich Schmaltz
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Carters Leave the White House
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Summary: Rosalynn Carter (Ann Risley) instructs Jimmy (Joe Piscopo) and Amy (Denny Dillon) to strip the White House bare before the Reagans move in.
Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter, Rosalynn Carter, Amy Carter.
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Karen Black's Monologue
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Also Hosted: 76d.
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The Legendary Composers
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Summary: Spokespman (Charles Rocket) pitches album containing the classical origins of today's hottest hits.
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Foundation For The Tragically Hip
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Summary: Donations to help the trendy survive.
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The Livelys
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Summary: Game show host Phil Lively (Charles Rocket) and his lovely wife, Francis (Gail Matthius), meet their new neighbors (Gilbert Gottfried, Denny Dillon).
Recurring Characters: Phil Lively.
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Reagan's Vice President
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Summary: At Frank Sinatra's (Joe Piscopo) request, President Ronald Reagan (Charles Rocket) appoints wife, Nancy (Gail Matthius), as his Vice-President.
Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Reagan.
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The Rocket Report
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Summary: Charles Rocket celebrates the achievements of New York City's daredevil cab driver, Rich Schmaltz.
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Mona Lisa in Love
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Summary: A museum security guard (Charles Rocket) tells the Mona Lisa (Karen Black) he wants to break up.
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Cheap Trick performs "Baby Loves to Rock"
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Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius
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Summary: Mary Lou James (Ann Risley) provides dieting tips for stupid dieters. The stock footage of "Rush to the Sunbelt!" documents the migration to the south. Joe Piscopo contradicts his stance on the scalping of Super Bowl XV tickets by trying to unload his own pair.
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60 Minutes
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Summary: Dan Rather (Joe Piscopo) offsets an investigation into the mysterious lack of women journalists at CBS.
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather.
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Stroke Victim
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Summary: A stroke victim (Gilbert Gottfried) is unable to communicate with the visitors in his hospital room.
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Fair Dinkum Championship Finals
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Summary: Sports Reporter Joe Piscopo is on the scene at the championship Fair Dinkum Finals between manly Scottish athletes (Charles Rocket, Matthew Laurance).
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Neighbor Confrontation
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Summary: The woman next door (Yvonne Hudson) complains to her neighbor (Eddie Murphy) about the noise coming from his stereo.
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Paulie Herman at the Diner
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Summary: Jersey Guy Paulie Herman (Joe Piscopo) and his newfound lunch companion (Karen Black) jokingly order wheat toast a la "Five Easy Pieces" at a roadside diner.
Recurring Characters: Paulie Herman.
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Cheap Trick performs "Can't Stop It But I'm Gonna Try"
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Saturday Night Live Action Dolls
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Summary: Charles Rocket demonstrates how fun the toys are.
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What's It All About?
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Summary: Karen Black can't keep up with the changing subjects discussed by hosts Pinky (Denny Dillon) and Leo Waxman (Gilbert Gottfried).
Recurring Characters: Pinkie Waxman, Leo Waxman.
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National Handgun Association
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Summary: Proving the adage that "People that kill people, not guns", A mugger (Matthew Laurance) uses a black man (Eddie Murphy) to rob a pair of innocent victims (Joe Piscopo, Ann Risley).
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Stanley Clarke Trio performs "Wild Dog"
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