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  Season 6: Episode 7


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January 17th, 1981

Karen Black

Cheap Trick

Stanley Clarke Trio

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Rich Schmaltz

Carters Leave the White House
Summary: Rosalynn Carter (Ann Risley) instructs Jimmy (Joe Piscopo) and Amy (Denny Dillon) to strip the White House bare before the Reagans move in.

Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter, Rosalynn Carter, Amy Carter.


Montage


Karen Black's Monologue
Also Hosted: 76d.


The Legendary Composers
Summary: Spokespman (Charles Rocket) pitches album containing the classical origins of today's hottest hits.


Foundation For The Tragically Hip
Summary: Donations to help the trendy survive.


The Livelys
Summary: Game show host Phil Lively (Charles Rocket) and his lovely wife, Francis (Gail Matthius), meet their new neighbors (Gilbert Gottfried, Denny Dillon).

Recurring Characters: Phil Lively.


Reagan's Vice President
Summary: At Frank Sinatra's (Joe Piscopo) request, President Ronald Reagan (Charles Rocket) appoints wife, Nancy (Gail Matthius), as his Vice-President.

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Reagan.


The Rocket Report
Summary: Charles Rocket celebrates the achievements of New York City's daredevil cab driver, Rich Schmaltz.


Mona Lisa in Love
Summary: A museum security guard (Charles Rocket) tells the Mona Lisa (Karen Black) he wants to break up.


Cheap Trick performs "Baby Loves to Rock"


Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius
Summary: Mary Lou James (Ann Risley) provides dieting tips for stupid dieters. The stock footage of "Rush to the Sunbelt!" documents the migration to the south. Joe Piscopo contradicts his stance on the scalping of Super Bowl XV tickets by trying to unload his own pair.


60 Minutes
Summary: Dan Rather (Joe Piscopo) offsets an investigation into the mysterious lack of women journalists at CBS.

Recurring Characters: Dan Rather.


Stroke Victim
Summary: A stroke victim (Gilbert Gottfried) is unable to communicate with the visitors in his hospital room.


Fair Dinkum Championship Finals
Summary: Sports Reporter Joe Piscopo is on the scene at the championship Fair Dinkum Finals between manly Scottish athletes (Charles Rocket, Matthew Laurance).


Neighbor Confrontation
Summary: The woman next door (Yvonne Hudson) complains to her neighbor (Eddie Murphy) about the noise coming from his stereo.


Paulie Herman at the Diner
Summary: Jersey Guy Paulie Herman (Joe Piscopo) and his newfound lunch companion (Karen Black) jokingly order wheat toast a la "Five Easy Pieces" at a roadside diner.

Recurring Characters: Paulie Herman.


Cheap Trick performs "Can't Stop It But I'm Gonna Try"


Saturday Night Live Action Dolls
Summary: Charles Rocket demonstrates how fun the toys are.


What's It All About?
Summary: Karen Black can't keep up with the changing subjects discussed by hosts Pinky (Denny Dillon) and Leo Waxman (Gilbert Gottfried).

Recurring Characters: Pinkie Waxman, Leo Waxman.


National Handgun Association
Summary: Proving the adage that "People that kill people, not guns", A mugger (Matthew Laurance) uses a black man (Eddie Murphy) to rob a pair of innocent victims (Joe Piscopo, Ann Risley).


Stanley Clarke Trio performs "Wild Dog"


Goodnights



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