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  Season 6: Episode 7

80g: Karen Black / Cheap Trick, Stanley Clarke Trio

Karen Black's Monologue

.....Karen Black

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen -- Karen Black!

Karen Black: [ lavishing the applause ] Oh, God! I LOVE applause! Oh, really -- I would say or do anything to get applause! Oh! What can I think of? Oh, I got one! [ she throws her arms out ] I'm a... MOTHERRRR!! Yeahhhh!! [ the audience applauds wildly ] It does it to me, you know? Let's see, what else? I don't use druuuugs! [ light applause, then boos from the audience ] Okay! I use EVERYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON!! [ the audience applauds wildly ] Uh -- I don't eat meat! [ silence ] Okay... alright, wait, I got one: I hate... VEGETABLES!! [ the audience applauds ] Okay, okay... I'm satisfied now. And I want to tel you... [ breathily ] there's never been anyone like you. Really, you're the best! Okay -- I want to say hello to my son: [ waving into the camera ] Hi, Hunter! I can't see you from here, honey. And you stay right there, 'cause we'll be RIIIIIGH BAAAACK!!

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