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  Season 6: Episode 8


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January 24th, 1981

Robert Hays

14 Karat Soul

Joe 'King' Carrasco & The Crowns

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Don Pardo

Michael Nesmith

Harry Osborne

America Not Held Hostage Anymore
Summary: Despite the safe return of the American hostages in Iran, Ted Koppel (Joe Piscopo) finds a way to harass further information out of a hostage's wife (Ann Risley).

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel.

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Montage


Robert Hays' Monologue
Summary: Robert Hays manipulates SNL's instant Neilsen ratings by spicing up the variety of his topics.

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Dazola
Summary: A Native American (Denny Dillon) speaks highly of the mushroom spread.


Love American Style
Summary: "Airplane!" actor Robert Hays finds himself alone in a hotel room with an inflatable prostitute.

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Saturday Night Live Sports Central
Summary: Sports reporters Joe Piscopo and Matthew Laurence profile the Asteroids lifestyle of video game pro Eddie Atari (Eddie Murphy).

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Reaganco
Summary: Spokesman (Charles Rocket) pitches the Reagan touch to common, everyday household products.


Save-A-Network Telethon
Summary: Joe Piscopo encourages viewers to pledge a program premise to help keep NBC on the air.


Pre-Superbowl Pre-Game Preview
Summary: Panel members (Robert Hays, Charles Rocket, Ann Risley) make tomorrow's Super Bowl sound like the most important event in the history of mankind.

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"The Foreign Film"
Summary: In a film by William Dear, a man (Michael Nesmith) speaks complete and utter nonsense.


Sports Organist at a Funeral
Summary: Sports organist Harry Osborne is a last-minute fill-in at a solemn funeral service.

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Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius
Summary: Charles Rocket interviews a dummy of the Ayatollah Komeini, Fashion expert (Ann Risley) Tiffany Fleur emcees a fashion show for engineering students. Joe Piscopo uses an electronic football game to predict the outcome of tomorrow's Super Bowl. Eddie Murphy comments on Irans' frozen assets, and how it relates to his personal loss of $80 in a dope deal gone wrong.

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Disco Meltdown
Summary: Dena Disco (Denny Dillon) shakes her groove thing at a nuclear power plant's disco club.


The Rocket Report
Summary: Charles Rocket uses misleading filmed bits to break down President Ronald Reagan's daily itinerary.


The Pacesetter
Summary: Spokesman (Joe Piscopo) demonstrates the noisemaking device that brings new life to amateur theater.


Ravi Sings
Summary: Ravi Shankar (Patrick Weathers) sings his own version of popular American romantic ballads.


Roweena's Cut 'n' Curl
Summary: Nadine (Denny Dillon) and Roweena (Gail Matthius) have different opinions about President Reagan and Mrs. Reagan.

Recurring Characters: Nadine, Roweena.


Eddie's Promotion
Summary: A smug Eddie Murphy insists that his promotion to full cast member won't go to his head.


Dream Date
Summary: Spokesman (Charles Rocket) tells viewers to send in $40,000 for a chance at a Dream Date.


"Ordinary Elephant People"
Summary: A preview for a new movie about a disfigured dysfunctional family.

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14 Karat Soul performs "I Wish That We Were Married" & "This Time It's For Real"


The National Enquirer
Summary: Various editors for the National Enquirer make decisions about the contents of the upcoming issue.


Joe 'King' Carrasco & The Crowns performs "Don't Bug Me Baby"


Goodnights
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