Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

February 7th, 1981 Sally Kellerman Jimmy Cliff None Andy Murphy Terry Sweeney Marc Weiner Jim Fowler

Reagan's Diagrams

Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Charles Rocket) uses a series of charts to describe the economy, then invites guests in so he can celebrate his 70th birthday. Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan. Note: 1985-86 cast member Terry Sweeney, who was on the writing staff this season, makes an appearance as one of Reagan's guests.

Montage

Note: Eddie Murphy becomes a regular cast member in this episode.

Sally Kellerman's Monologue

The Rocket Report

Summary: Charles Rocket is on the scene at the welcome home parade for the American hostages who were in Iran.

The Gavonne Family

Summary: Talent scout Lorna Burns (Sally Kellerman) watches a stand-up comedian (Gilbert Gottfried) perform fro his Italian family.

Name That Sin

Summary: Game show contestants (Eddie Murphy, Ann Risley) identify taboos.

"Eye, Ear, Nose & Throat"

Summary: A film featuring close-ups of body parts.

Was I Ever Red

Summary: Snobby women recall their mealtime etiquette faux pas.

Iranian Joke Book

Summary: Wacky jokes you can perform at home and use to fool your friends!

Jimmy Cliff performs "I Am The Living"

Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius

Summary: Upon discovering that the Emancipation Proclamation wasn't signed, Eddie Murphy invites viewers to claim a Negro of their very own. Sports reporter Joe Piscopo interviews boxing hand puppet Rocko Weineretto (Marc Weiner). Note: Charles Rocket wasn't particularly enthused about having to share screen time with a hand puppet, to which Joe Piscopo later quipped that Rocket was jealous that the puppet got more laughs than he did.

Parent & Child

Summary: Mother (Ann Risley) and father (Joe Piscopo) explain their kinky foreplay habits to their son (Gilbert Gottfried).

"A Day In The Life Of A Hostage"

Summary: Film documentary of a former hostage's quest for public attention.

Lean Acres

Summary: A counselor (Sally Kellerman) keeps fat farm members (Denny Dillon, Ann Risley) on a strict regimen, causing an audience member to interrupt the sketch in protest of how the overweight are being portrayed.

Jimmy Cliff performs "Gone Clear"

Iranian Student Council

Summary: Members of the student council debate ideas for post-kidnapping activities.

"New York"

Summary: In a film by C.F. Bressler, New York City is represented through claymation.

Pillow Pets

Summary: A husband (Gilbert Gottfried) is more attention to the needs of his pillow pets than to his own wife (Ann Risley).

Televised Criminal Trial

Summary: A criminal trial is broadcast on television in the same format as a talk show.

Sally Kellerman performs "Starting Over Again"

Goodnights