Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

February 14th, 1981 Deborah Harry Funky 4 + 1 More None Andy Murphy Terry Sweeney Andy Murphy Marc Weiner Chris Stein Clem Burke

Is Frank Sinatra a Hoodlum?

Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Charles Rocket) discusses the issue with Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo). Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Frank Sinatra. Transcript

Montage

Deborah Harry's Monologue

Summary: Deborah Harry acknowledges her similar-coifed parents in the audience; Cupid (Eddie Murphy) fires his arrow.

"Don't Look In The Refrigerator"

Summary: Expired leftovers are the makings of a new horror movie. Transcript

The Livelys

Summary: Phil Lively (Charles Rocket) ponders putting his retired game shos emcee father (Don Pardo) in a retirement home. Recurring Characters: Phil Lively, Francis Lively. Transcript

Newsbreak

Summary: Eddie Murphy reports on a variety of news topics, including Jean Harris, the fires in Las Vegas fires, and Poland's attack on Russia.

Where's Cooter?

Summary: Cooter (Gilbert Gottfried) and his family win accolades as a real-life one-act play, according to the Tennessee Williams Authority.

The Rocket Report

Summary: Charles Rocket cautiously ventures into the unknown to determine how scary Central Park is. Transcript

Paulie Herman at Card Corner

Summary: Jersey Guy Paulie Herman (Joe Piscopo) looks for the perfect Valentine's card to send to his relatives. Recurring Characters: Paulie Herman. Transcript

Deborah Harry performs "Love TKO"

Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius

Summary: Reagan philosopher Atkinson Peabody III (Gilbert Gottfried) declares that there are no poor people in America. The ambassador of Poland (Andy Murphy) expresses glee in the invasion of Russia. Sports reporter Joe Piscopo interviews boxing hand puppet Weindulah (Marc Weiner), who also raps.

Big Brother

Summary: Big Brother (Gilbert Gottfried) keeps a watchful yet shy eye on Michelle Richards (Deborah Harry), whom he wants to ask out.

"Sweet Hearts"

Summary: In a film by Leon Ichaso, a pair of laundry robbers (Matthew Laurance, Ann Risley) turn against one another.

Soho Lesbians

Summary: Upon visiting their neice Susan (Deboah Harry) in Soho, Pinky (Denny Dillon) and Leo Waxman (Gilbert Gottfried) are surprised to learn her true sexual orientaton. Recurring Characters: Pinky Waxman, Leo Waxman. Transcript

Deborah Harry performs "Come Back Jonee"

Note: Former Blondie members Chris Stein and Clem Burke join Deborah Harry's performance.

Newsbreak

Summary: Eddie Murphy delivers more information on Poland's attack strategy against Russia.

King Kong Syndrome

Summary: Faye's (Deborah Harry) date echoes the final scene of "King Kong."

Valley Girls

Summary: Valley girls Vickie (Gail Matthius) and Debbie (Denny Dillon) run into Tina (Deborah Harry), who dropped out of high school. Recurring Characters: Vickie, Debbie.

Funky 4 + 1 More performs "That's The Joint"

Goodnights