80j: Deborah Harry / Funky 4 + 1 More

Is Frank Sinatra A Hoodlum?

Ronald Reagan.....Charles Rocket
Frank Sinatra.....Joe Piscopo

Ronald Reagan: Good evening. I'm here tonight to talk to you about one of the most important questions that confronts the nation today: "Is Frank Sinatra a hoodlum?" Well, I think America deserves a straight answer to that straight question. Frank, are you a hoodlum?

Frank Sinatra: No, Ron, I am not.

Ronald Reagan: Do you associate with hoodlums?

Frank Sinatra: No, Ron, I am not.

Ronald Reagan: Do you know Manny Ayatello?

Frank Sinatra: Who?

Ronald Reagan: Manny the "Horse"?

Frank Sinatra: No.

Ronald Reagan: How about Louie?

Frank Sinatra: Who?

Ronald Reagan: Uh.. Louie the "Squid".

Frank Sinatra: That is a negative.

Ronald Reagan: Do you know Carlos Granatelli?

Frank Sinatra: Oh, you mean "Fingers"?

Ronald Reagan: Yes.

Frank Sinatra: No.

Ronald Reagan: Well, there you have it. I hope that settle the issue once and for all. No, Frank Sinatra is not a hoodlum. And, no, he doesn't associate with hoodlums. Uh, Frank.. is there anything else you'd like to add?

Frank Sinatra: Ronnie, baby, would you do me a favor and pose in a picture with some of my buddies.

Ronald Reagan: Sure!

Frank Sinatra: Boys. [ a group of hoodlums stand arm-in-arm with Frank and Ronald - Frank snaps his fingers ] Do it.

Ronald Reagan: Uh.. Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!