Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

February 21st, 1981 Charlene Tilton Todd Rundgren Prince None Don King Marc Weiner

Rocko vs. Weindulah

Summary: Joe Piscopo covers the sports scene as Rocko Weineretto (Marc Weiner) and Weindulah (Marc Weiner) prepare for tonight's boxing match.

Montage

Note: Larry Hagman was the first choice to host this episode, but producers had to settle on "Dallas" co-star Charlene Tilton when Hagman turned down the offer.

Charlene Tilton's Monologue

Backstage Jealousy

Summary: Joe Piscopo vows revenge when he finds out his girlfriend Ann Risley was with Charles Rocket last night. Transcript

Greatest Records Of All Time

Summary: Spokesman (Gilbert Gottfried) pitches an album full of the most unlikely make-out music.

Mister Robinson's Neighborhood

Summary: In the ghetto version of "Mr. Rogers' Neighbrohood", foul-mouthed Mr. Robinson (Eddie Murphy) receives a package from Mr. Speedy (Gilbert Gottfried). Recurring Characters: Mr. Robinson.

Pork Parade

Summary: Pre-parade jitters for the Pork Queen (Charlene Tilton) and her royal subjects.

The Rocket Report

Summary: Charles Rocket takes Charlene Tilton for a ride on the New York subway.

A Fiddler Be On The Roof

Summary: Stevie Wonder (Eddie Murphy) stars as Tevye. Recurring Characters: Stevie Wonder.

Todd Rundgren performs "Healer"

Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius

Summary: David A. Stockman (Gilbert Gottfried) comments on the food stamps issue.

Haunted Lincoln Bedroom

Summary: Nancy Reagan (Gail Matthius) makes Doria Reagan (Ann Risley) sleep in the haunted Lincoln Bedroom. Recurring Characters: Nancy Reagan.

Backstage Revenge

Summary: Gilbert Gottfried and Charlene Tilton each vow revenge on Charles Rocket after learning he's been cheating on them with other women. Transcript

The Competition

Summary: Piano rivals (Gail Matthius, Joe Piscopo) break each other's fingers.

Speaking Out

Summary: Police officer Ruth Warren (Denny Dillon) speaks out on the subject of unauthorized use of handicap toilets.

Women Behind Bars

Summary: A pair of women inamtes (Charlene Tilton, Denny Dillon) debate on the subject of industrial revolution education.

SNL Sports

Summary: Puppets Weindulah (Marc Weiner) and Rocko Weineretto (Marc Weiner) box one another.

Submissive Sugar Daddies

Todd Rundgren performs "Time Heals"

Mary Louise's Party

Summary: Sam the Snake shares the spotlight at Mary Louise's (Denny Dillon) birthday party. Recurring Characters: Mary Louise.

After Midnight

Summary: Vince Calypso (Charles Rocket) and Marilyn Sparks (Gail Matthius) arouse one another while bathing a dog. The sketch is interrupted when Charles Rocket is shot by an unseen assailant, bringing the night's "Dallas" parody to a close with a cliffhanger. Transcript

Prince performs "Party Up"

Note: Prince uses the F-word in his song, but no one seemed to have noticed.

Goodnights

Note: Charles Rocket drops the night's second F-bomb, a deliberate move which only further aggravated NBC's dissatisfaction with Jean Doumanian's role as Producer. Rocket, along with a few other cast members, would be fired shortly after the next live episode. Transcript