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  Season 6: Episode 11


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February 21st, 1981

Charlene Tilton

Todd Rundgren

Prince

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Don King

Marc Weiner

Rocko vs. Weindulah
Summary: Joe Piscopo covers the sports scene as Rocko Weineretto (Marc Weiner) and Weindulah (Marc Weiner) prepare for tonight's boxing match.


Montage
Note: Larry Hagman was the first choice to host this episode, but producers had to settle on "Dallas" co-star Charlene Tilton when Hagman turned down the offer.


Charlene Tilton's Monologue
Summary: Charlene Tilton admits to being smitten with Charles Rocket because he's the only member of the cast or crew who hasn't tried to take advantage of her all week.

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Backstage Jealousy
Summary: Joe Piscopo vows revenge when he finds out his girlfriend Ann Risley was with Charles Rocket last night.

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Greatest Records Of All Time
Summary: Spokesman (Gilbert Gottfried) pitches an album full of the most unlikely make-out music.


Mister Robinson's Neighborhood
Summary: In the ghetto version of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood", foul-mouthed Mr. Robinson (Eddie Murphy) receives a package from Mr. Speedy (Gilbert Gottfried).

Recurring Characters: Mr. Robinson.

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Pork Parade
Summary: Pre-parade jitters for the Pork Queen (Charlene Tilton) and her royal subjects.


The Rocket Report
Summary: Charles Rocket takes Charlene Tilton for her first ride on a New York subway.


A Fiddler Be On The Roof
Summary: Stevie Wonder (Eddie Murphy) stars as Tevye.

Recurring Characters: Stevie Wonder.

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Todd Rundgren performs "Healer"


Weekend Update with Charles Rocket & Gail Matthius
Summary: To combat budget costs, David A. Stockman (Gilbert Gottfried) offers food stamps in exchange for catching criminals.

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Haunted Lincoln Bedroom
Summary: Nancy Reagan (Gail Matthius) makes Doria Reagan (Ann Risley) sleep in the haunted Lincoln Bedroom.

Recurring Characters: Nancy Reagan.

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Backstage Revenge
Summary: Gilbert Gottfried and Charlene Tilton each vow revenge on Charles Rocket after learning he's been cheating on them with other women.

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The Competition
Summary: Rival piano players (Gail Matthius, Joe Piscopo) are so competitive that they break each other's performance fingers.


Speaking Out
Summary: Police officer Ruth Warren (Denny Dillon) speaks out on the subject of unauthorized use of handicap toilets.

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Women Behind Bars
Summary: Fresh-faced woman inmate (Charlene Tilton) is given the treatment by her cellmates (Denny Dillon, Ann Risley, Yvonne Hudson) -- a debate on the subject of the adequacy of the American public school system during the Industrial Revolution.


SNL Sports
Summary: Puppets Weindulah (Marc Weiner) and Rocko Weineretto (Marc Weiner) box one another.


Submissive Sugar Daddies
Summary: Attractive girl (Charlene Tilton) promotes Submissive Sugar Daddies, pushovers like Ralph who'll give up their money without expecting anything in return.


Todd Rundgren performs "Time Heals"


Mary Louise's Party
Summary: Denny Dillon performs as Mary Louise, a little who uses her sock puppet, Sam the Snake, to keep her birthday party in order.


After Midnight
Summary: Vince Calypso (Charles Rocket) and Marilyn Sparks (Gail Matthius) arouse one another while bathing a dog. The sketch is interrupted when Charles Rocket is shot by an unseen assailant, bringing the night's "Dallas" parody to a close with a cliffhanger.

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Prince performs "Party Up"
Note: Prince uses the F-word in his song, but no one seemed to have noticed.


Goodnights
Note: Charles Rocket drops the night's second F-bomb, a deliberate move which only further aggravated NBC's dissatisfaction with Jean Doumanian's role as Producer. Rocket, along with a few other cast members, would be fired shortly after the next live episode.

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