Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 1
October 3rd, 1981
NBC: "Our Age Is Showing"
: James Caan was scheduled to host this episode, but he dropped out because his sister was in the hospital being treated for bone marrow cancer.
The Little Richard Simmons Show
: Brian DePalma's latest cinematic rip-off features clams attacking the town folk of Bodega Bay, California,
Nuns On The Beach
A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney
: Andy Rooney.
Prose & Cons
: America's hottest new writers are coming straight out of prison. Tyrone Green (Eddie Murphy) is but one example.
: Tyrone Green.
Rod Stewart performs "Dance With Me"
Rod Stewart & Tina Turner perform "Hot Legs"
SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray & Mary Gross
: A preview of Tom Snyder (Joe Piscopo) hosting the "Tomorrow" show in Spanish. Raheem Abdul Mohammed (Eddie Murphy) wants to know why there aren't any black people in the movies.
: Tom Snyder, Raheem Abdul Mohammed.
The Khaddaffi Look
Rod's One-Night Stand
Andy Warhol's TV
: Michael Davis collectively juggles a knife, an axe, and a cleaver.
"Season Of Glass"
: Christine Ebersole invites viewers to submit their own home videos, then introduces a film by Yoko Ono about John Lennon.
Rod Stewart performs "Young Turks"
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