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  Season 7: Episode 1


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October 3rd, 1981

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Rod Stewart

Michael Davis

Swifty Lazar

Tina Turner

Andy Warhol

NBC: "Our Age Is Showing"


Montage
Note: James Caan was scheduled to host this episode, but he dropped out because his sister was in the hospital being treated for bone marrow cancer.


The Little Richard Simmons Show
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The Clams


Nuns On The Beach


A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney
Recurring Characters: Andy Rooney.

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Prose & Cons
Summary: America's hottest new writers are coming straight out of prison. Tyrone Green (Eddie Murphy) is but one example.

Recurring Characters: Tyrone Green.

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Rod Stewart performs "Dance With Me"


Rod Stewart & Tina Turner perform "Hot Legs"


SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray & Christine Ebersole
Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder, Raheem Abdul Mohammed.


The Khaddaffi Look
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Rod's One-Night Stand
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The Funeral
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Andy Warhol's TV


Michael Davis


"Season Of Glass"
Summary: Christine Ebersole invites viewers to submit their own home videos, then introduces a film by Yoko Ono about John Lennon.


Rod Stewart performs "Young Turks"


Goodnights
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