Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 7: Episode 2


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October 10th, 1981

Susan Saint James

The Kinks

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Michael O'Donoghue

Tom Davis

Andy Murphy

Andy Warhol

Exxico
Summary: "Yesterday's Technology at Tomorrow's Prices."


Montage


Susan Saint James' Monologue
Summary: Susan St. James invites the audience to decide whether her obligatory TV parody sketch will costar MaCArthur (Tim Kazurinsky), MacBeth (Tony rosato), or McDonald (Joe Piscopo).

Recurring Characters: Ronald McDonald.

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McDonald And Wife
Summary: In a spoof of "McMillan & Wife", the husband-and-wife team of Ronald McDonald (Joe Piscopo) and Sally (Susan St. James) solve an intricate crime mystery without leaving the comfort of their own bedroom.

Recurring Characters: Ronald McDonald.

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Buh-Weet Sings
Summary: Buckwheat (Eddie Murphy) promotes his new album of popular hits with unintelligible lyrics.

Recurring Characters: Buckwheat.

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The Bizarro World
Summary: Michael O'Donoghue provides a glimpse of the Bizarro World, which mirrors the Earth's activities.

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan, Jerry Falwell.

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Push Button To Explode Building


Here In a Lifeboat With You


She's A Pig
Recurring Characters: Paulette Clooney.


Let's See What's Bothering Bob


The Kinks performs "Destroyer"


SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray


Single Bars and Single Women
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Honeymoon Virgin


Cheap Laffs
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The Kinks performs "Art Lover"


Andy Warhol's TV


Alan Alda Sensitivity Training For Men


Assassination Aftermath


Goodnights



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