Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 7: Episode 8


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December 12th, 1981

Bill Murray

The Spinners

Michael Davis

Yale Wiffenpoofs

Andy Murphy

Don Novello

The Phone Company
Summary: The Phone Company admits to "Faking progress so we can charge more."


Montage


Bill Murray's Monologue
Summary: Bill Murray introduces the audience to his close, personal friend, Santa Claus (Andy Murphy).

Transcript


Tales of the Unlikely


Tom Snyder Sulks
Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder.


The Spinners perform a medley of their hits
Note: The Spinners' medley includes the hits "Then Came You", "I'll Be Around", and "Working My Way Back to You."


MX-5 Tampons
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.


SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
Recurring Characters: Muhammed Ali.

Transcript


Designer Fairy Tales
Recurring Characters: Brooke Shields.


Michael Davis


Father Guido Sarducci's Predictions
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.


At Home With The Psychos


The Economics of Christmas
Recurring Characters: Honker.


The Yale Wiffenpoofs


Goodnights



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