Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 8
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December 12th, 1981
Bill Murray
The Spinners
Michael Davis
Yale Wiffenpoofs
Andy Murphy
Don Novello
The Phone Company
Summary
: The Phone Company admits to "Faking progress so we can charge more."
Montage
Bill Murray's Monologue
Summary
: Bill Murray introduces the audience to his close, personal friend, Santa Claus (Andy Murphy).
Transcript
Tales of the Unlikely
Tom Snyder Sulks
Recurring Characters
: Tom Snyder.
The Spinners perform a medley of their hits
Note
: The Spinners' medley includes the hits "Then Came You", "I'll Be Around", and "Working My Way Back to You."
MX-5 Tampons
Recurring Characters
: Father Guido Sarducci.
SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
Recurring Characters
: Muhammed Ali.
Transcript
Designer Fairy Tales
Recurring Characters
: Brooke Shields.
Michael Davis
Father Guido Sarducci's Predictions
Recurring Characters
: Father Guido Sarducci.
At Home With The Psychos
The Economics of Christmas
Recurring Characters
: Honker.
The Yale Wiffenpoofs
Goodnights
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