81i: Robert Conrad / The Allman Brothers Band
Velvet Jones.....Eddie Murphy
Paulie Herman.....Joe Piscopo
[ open on Velvet Jones ]
Velvet Jones: Hello! As you may already know, I'm Velvet Jones! You will never see me again on this show, because, tonight, I died from overexposure! Thus, I'd like to introduce a friend of mine who died from overexposure just last year!
[ Paulie Herman appears, grinning wildly ]
Paulie Herman: Hi! I'm from Jersey! [ he laughs maniacally ] Are you from Jersey? [ he laughs maniacally ] Yes, uh, that is correct! I, too, know all too well the difficulties of overexposure, having appeared on this show one too many times! So I am pleased to announce that Velvet and I are moving to the Garden State of New Jersey! [ he laughs maniacally ]
Velvet Jones: "I'm from Jersey! Are you Jersey?"
Paulie Herman: "Get me a ho! I'm a ho! Are you a ho?" [ he laughs maniacally ]
[ fade ]