Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 11
February 6th, 1982
The President's Birthday
: Frank sinatra (Joe Piscopo) sings a medley in celebration of President Ronald Reagan's birthday.
: Frank Sinatra.
James Coburn's Monologue
Reach Out And Touch Someone
I Married A Monkey
: During a family vacation to Disneyland, Tim (Tim Kazurinsky) discovers that Madge is having an affair with a gas station jockey (James Coburn).
Mister Robinson's Neighborhood
: Mister Robinson, Mr. Landlord.
Jesus in Blue Jeans
: Jerry Falwell (Brian Doyle-Murray) pitches a new rock album with Christian-friendly lyrics.
: Jerry Falwell.
Lindsay Buckingham performs "Bwana"
Signs of Homosexuality
: Christine Ebersole is smitten with James Conurn until close friend Mary Gross points out her tell-tale signs that their host for the evening is a homosexual.
SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.
Victims of 60 Minutes
: Dan Rather.
: Ed Reese.
Lindsay Buckingham performs "Trouble"
Those Crazy Taboosters
Don't Let it Show
: Marc Weiner performs a stand-up routine that employs a nautical theme and plenty of spray for tthe audience.
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