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  Season 7: Episode 11

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February 6th, 1982

James Coburn

Lindsay Buckingham

Marc Weiner


The President's Birthday
Summary: Frank sinatra (Joe Piscopo) sings a medley in celebration of President Ronald Reagan's birthday.

Recurring Characters: Frank Sinatra.



James Coburn's Monologue

Reach Out And Touch Someone

I Married A Monkey
Summary: During a family vacation to Disneyland, Tim (Tim Kazurinsky) discovers that Madge is having an affair with a gas station jockey (James Coburn).

Recurring Characters: Tim.


Mister Robinson's Neighborhood
Recurring Characters: Mister Robinson, Mr. Landlord.

Jesus in Blue Jeans
Summary: Jerry Falwell (Brian Doyle-Murray) pitches a new rock album with Christian-friendly lyrics.

Recurring Characters: Jerry Falwell.


Lindsay Buckingham performs "Bwana"

Signs of Homosexuality
Summary: Christine Ebersole is smitten with James Conurn until close friend Mary Gross points out her tell-tale signs that their host for the evening is a homosexual.


SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
Recurring Characters: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.

Victims of 60 Minutes
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather.

Reagan's Birthday
Recurring Characters: Ed Reese.

Lindsay Buckingham performs "Trouble"

Unique Perspectives

Those Crazy Taboosters

Don't Let it Show

Marc Weiner
Summary: Marc Weiner performs a stand-up routine that employs a nautical theme and plenty of spray for tthe audience.


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