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  Season 7: Episode 13

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February 27th, 1982

Elizabeth Ashley

Hall & Oates

Harry Anderson

Joseph Papp

CBS Evening News
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather.


Elizabeth Ashley's Monologue

Big Damn Plastic Bubble
Summary: Eddie Murphy touts the revolutionary device that consumers would have to be stupid to buy, due to its impractical nature.


Speaking As A Woman
Recurring Characters: Michael Nash, Shelley Winters.

The Pope's African Tour
Recurring Characters: Pope John Paul II.

Hall & Oates performs "You Make My Dreams"

SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.

Joseph Papp Auditions

Hall & Oates performs "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"

Harry Anderson

Women's Party Conversation


Hall & Oates performs "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"


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