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  Season 7: Episode 16


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April 10th, 1982

Daniel J. Travanti

John Cougar

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Neil Levy

Andy Murphy

Susan St. James

Dave Wilson

Akira Yoshimura

Bruce Weitz

Cooking With Marcello


Montage


Daniel J. Travanti's Monologue


Whiners Anniversary
Recurring Characters: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.


Everybody Does Merman
Recurring Characters: Rod Serling.


Larry the Lobster: Voting So Far


John Cougar performs "Hurts So Good"


SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray


Hill Street Blues


Larry the Lobster: Larry's Story


Bavarian Butterfly Dance
Summary: In a film by Josef Sedelmaier, a dance troupe performs the Bavarian Butterfly Dance.


Career Corner
Summary: Burt Wedermeyer (Tim Kazurinsky) interviews the Tooth Fairy (Eddie Murphy), who's fed up with his career and is ready for a change.

Transcript


Larry the Lobster: If Larry Lives


Reagan Brand Economics
Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) sells a poor couple (Tony Rosato, Christine Ebersole) on his economics program that's served with no human compassion whatsoever.

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan.

Transcript


John Cougar performs "Ain't Even Done With The Night"


Larry the Lobster: The Final Vote


Goodnights



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