Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 16
April 10th, 1982
Daniel J. Travanti
Susan St. James
Cooking With Marcello
Daniel J. Travanti's Monologue
: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.
Everybody Does Merman
: Rod Serling.
Larry the Lobster: Voting So Far
John Cougar performs "Hurts So Good"
SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
Hill Street Blues
Larry the Lobster: Larry's Story
Bavarian Butterfly Dance
: In a film by Josef Sedelmaier, a dance troupe performs the Bavarian Butterfly Dance.
: Burt Wedermeyer (Tim Kazurinsky) interviews the Tooth Fairy (Eddie Murphy), who's fed up with his career and is ready for a change.
Larry the Lobster: If Larry Lives
Reagan Brand Economics
: President Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) sells a poor couple (Tony Rosato, Christine Ebersole) on his economics program that's served with no human compassion whatsoever.
: President Ronald Reagan.
John Cougar performs "Ain't Even Done With The Night"
Larry the Lobster: The Final Vote