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  Season 7: Episode 17


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April 17th, 1982

Johnny Cash

Elton John

Akira Yoshimura

Clint Smith

The Train of Life


Montage


The Honeyrooneys
Recurring Characters: Andy Rooney.

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Elton John performs "Empty Garden"
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Frankie's Last Request
Summary: Death row inmate Frankie (Eddie Murphy) makes a last request to hear Johnny Cash sing "99,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

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SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray & Christine Ebersole
Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.


Johnny Cash performs "I Walk The Line"


Johnny Cash performs "Folsom Prison Blues"


Johnny Cash performs "Ring of Fire"


Reagan Directs
Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Ed Meese, Margaret Thatcher.

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Jay Clay Gets Depressed
Summary: A clay figurine contemplates suicide in a Timothy Hittle claymation film.


Tegrim Shampoo
Summary: Johnny Cash's dark clothing helps Kathy (Robin Duke) and her roommate (Christine Ebersole) detect their problem dandruff.

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Elton John performs "Ball & Chain"
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The Train Poet
Summary: While riding a train, a Poet (Johnny Cash) recides an ode to the romance of the rails.

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Black Talk


Johnny Cash performs "Sunday Morning Coming Down"


Goodnights



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