Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 7: Episode 19

81s: Danny DeVito / Sparks

The Whiners

.....Danny DeVito
.....Julia DeVito

Danny DeVito: Yow!! Now, I'd like to introduce you to the woman who wrote that letter -- My momma, Julia DeVito! [ the audience applauds wildly ] Alright, Julia! Alright! Yeah!

[ Ronald Mael is lifted in the background ]

Danny DeVito: Now, Ma -- Is there anything you want to say more to ABC?

Julia DeVito: Yeah! [ she rambles in Italian ] To A.B.C.: Es stupida! [ she flicks her thumb over her front teeth, then continues smoking her cigarette ]

[ the audience cheers wildly ]

Tony Danza: Yeah, Julia! Way to go, baby! [ he kisses her ]

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