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  Season 8: Episode 1




82a: Chevy Chase / Queen

Chevy Chase's Monologue

.....Chevy Chase

Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen! Chevy Chase!

[ audience cheers for Chevy, who still appears on the broken TV set at the foot of the stage ]

Chevy Chase: Thank you. [ aside ] Help me out. It's going to be great fun working with these kids. I'm very happy, and I'll be back as soon as I get myself together. [ aside ] Kid, don't put the -- Thank you. [ waves to the audience ]





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