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  Season 8: Episode 2

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October 2nd, 1982

Louis Gossett, Jr.

George Thorogood & The Destroyers


Mr. T

Eddie Murphy's father

NBC's Underwear Is Showing


Louis Gossett, Jr.'s Monologue
Summary: Mimicking his role in "An Officer and a Gentlemen", drill sergeant Louis Gossett, Jr. puts the cast through the rigors of comedy boot camp.

Don't Hitch-Hike
Summary: A hitchhiker (Tim Kazurinsky) thinks his luck has changed when an attractive scantily-clad woman picks him up off the side of the road, until their sexual explorations cause them to tumble off a cliff.


Mister Robinson's Neighborhood
Summary: Mister Robinson's (Eddie Murphy) word of the day is "Music", so he plays with a set of drums he ripped off of the Commodores, which angers his neighbor Mr. T.

Recurring Characters: Mister Robinson.


Sex Therapy
Recurring Characters: Marvin, Celeste.

Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix
Recurring Characters: Mrs. T.


"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"

Under The Boardwalk

Don Pardo's Year Off

Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.

Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue, Menachim Begin, Yasser Arafat.

George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs "Bad to the Bone"

Black Stereotype Sketch

The Interesting Four
Recurring Characters: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.

The Web
Summary: The home protection alarm that keeps burglars in their house so they can't get into yours.


George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs "Back in Wentzville"


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