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Season 8: Episode 2

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October 2nd, 1982

Louis Gossett, Jr.

George Thorogood & The Destroyers

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Mr. T

Eddie Murphy's father
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NBC's Underwear Is Showing
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Louis Gossett, Jr.'s Monologue
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Summary: Mimicking his role in "An Officer and a Gentlemen", drill sergeant Louis Gossett, Jr. puts the cast through the rigors of comedy boot camp.
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Don't Hitch-Hike
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Summary: A hitchhiker (Tim Kazurinsky) thinks his luck has changed when an attractive scantily-clad woman picks him up off the side of the road, until their sexual explorations cause them to tumble off a cliff.

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Mister Robinson's Neighborhood
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Summary: Mister Robinson's (Eddie Murphy) word of the day is "Music", so he plays with a set of drums he ripped off of the Commodores, which angers his neighbor Mr. T.

Recurring Characters: Mister Robinson.

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Sex Therapy
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Recurring Characters: Marvin, Celeste.
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Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix
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Recurring Characters: Mrs. T.

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"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
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Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
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Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.
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Donahue
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Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue, Menachim Begin, Yasser Arafat.
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George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs "Bad to the Bone"
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The Interesting Four
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Recurring Characters: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.
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The Web
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Summary: The home protection alarm that keeps burglars in their house so they can't get into yours.

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George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs "Back in Wentzville"
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