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  Season 8: Episode 5


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October 30th, 1982

Michael Keaton

Joe Jackson

Michael Palin

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No Cue Cards
Summary: Michael Keaton is distraught to learn that cue cards won't be available for tonight's broadcast.


Montage


Michael Keaton's Monologue
Also Hosted: 92f.


The Interesting Four
Recurring Characters: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.


Scary Story


Thank You, Ron Reagan


Teddy Bears
Transcript


Joe Jackson performs "Steppin' Out"


Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Recurring Characters: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.


Political Campaign, Behind-the-Scenes


Topol the Idiot


The Nutty Professor
Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan.


Joe Jackson performs "Another World"


Gory Pumpkin Carving
Note: Repeat from 10/31/81.


Goodnights



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