Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 5
Air Date:
Host:
Musical Guest:
Special Guests:
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October 30th, 1982
Michael Keaton
Joe Jackson
Michael Palin
None
No Cue Cards
Summary
: Michael Keaton is distraught to learn that cue cards won't be available for tonight's broadcast.
Montage
Michael Keaton's Monologue
Also Hosted
:
92f
.
The Interesting Four
Recurring Characters
: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.
Scary Story
Thank You, Ron Reagan
Teddy Bears
Transcript
Joe Jackson performs "Steppin' Out"
Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Recurring Characters
: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.
Political Campaign, Behind-the-Scenes
Topol the Idiot
The Nutty Professor
Recurring Characters
: President Ronald Reagan.
Joe Jackson performs "Another World"
Gory Pumpkin Carving
Note
: Repeat from
10/31/81
.
Goodnights
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