Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 5
October 30th, 1982
No Cue Cards
: Michael Keaton is distraught to learn that cue cards won't be available for tonight's broadcast.
Michael Keaton's Monologue
The Interesting Four
: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.
Thank You, Ron Reagan
Joe Jackson performs "Steppin' Out"
Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.
Political Campaign, Behind-the-Scenes
Topol the Idiot
The Nutty Professor
: President Ronald Reagan.
Joe Jackson performs "Another World"
Gory Pumpkin Carving
: Repeat from