Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 9
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December 11th, 1982
Eddie Murphy
Lionel Richie
Harry Anderson
Clint Smith
Steve Martin
Nick's Substitute Host
Summary
: Eddie Murphy announces that planned host Nick nolte has taken ill, so he'll take over the hosting duties instead.
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Montage
Eddie Murphy's Monologue
Summary
: Eddie Murphy performs stand-up about haunted houses and does his Stevie Wonder impression.
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Rubik's Grenade
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Merry Christmas, Dammit!
Recurring Characters
: Gumby, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Frank Sinatra.
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Harry Anderson
Clysler-Prymouth
Kensington Dance Theatre for the Blind
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Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Recurring Characters
: Dr. Jack Badofsky.
Lionel Ritchie performs "You Are"
Hairem Scarem
Recurring Characters
: Dion.
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The Herpes Family
Lionel Richie performs "Truly"
The Meaning of Christmas
Note
: Repeat from
12/12/81
.
Note
: Originally appeared as a piece within SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray.
A Special Christmas Message
Recurring Characters
: April May June.
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Goodnights
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