Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 9
December 11th, 1982
Nick's Substitute Host
: Eddie Murphy announces that planned host Nick nolte has taken ill, so he'll take over the hosting duties instead.
Eddie Murphy's Monologue
: Eddie Murphy performs stand-up about haunted houses and does his Stevie Wonder impression.
Merry Christmas, Dammit!
: Gumby, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Frank Sinatra.
Kensington Dance Theatre for the Blind
Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
: Dr. Jack Badofsky.
Lionel Ritchie performs "You Are"
The Herpes Family
Lionel Richie performs "Truly"
The Meaning of Christmas
: Repeat from
: Originally appeared as a piece within SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray.
A Special Christmas Message
: April May June.