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  Season 8: Episode 9


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December 11th, 1982

Eddie Murphy

Lionel Richie

Harry Anderson

Clint Smith

Steve Martin

Nick's Substitute Host
Summary: Eddie Murphy announces that planned host Nick nolte has taken ill, so he'll take over the hosting duties instead.

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Montage


Eddie Murphy's Monologue
Summary: Eddie Murphy performs stand-up about haunted houses and does his Stevie Wonder impression.

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Rubik's Grenade
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Merry Christmas, Dammit!
Recurring Characters: Gumby, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Frank Sinatra.

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Harry Anderson


Clysler-Prymouth


Kensington Dance Theatre for the Blind
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Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.


Lionel Ritchie performs "You Are"


Hairem Scarem
Recurring Characters: Dion.

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The Herpes Family


Lionel Richie performs "Truly"


The Meaning of Christmas
Note: Repeat from 12/12/81.

Note: Originally appeared as a piece within SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray.


A Special Christmas Message
Recurring Characters: April May June.

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Goodnights
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