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  Season 8: Episode 11


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January 29th, 1983

Rick Moranis

Dave Thomas

The Bus Boys

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Bob Hope's Superbowl Party
Summary: A nervous Woody Allen (Rick Moranis) breaks the fourth wall to question the motives of Bob Hope (Dave Thomas) and Frank Sinatra (Joe Piscopo) when they ask him to help re-elect Ronald Reagan in 1984.

Recurring Characters: Bob Hope, Woody Allen, Frank Sinatra.

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Montage


The McKenzie Brothers' Monologue
Summary: Bob (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) are angered that Don Pardo gave their hotel address to SNL viewers.


The McKenzie Brothers in New York City
Summary: In a filmed segment, Bob (Rick Moranis) and Doug McKenzie (Dave Thomas) observe the landmarks in New York City.


The Whiners
Summary: Doug (Joe Piscopo) and Wendy Whiner (Robin Duke) are held hostage during a bank robbery, which culminates with doug taking a bullet.

Recurring Characters: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.


I'll Be the Judge of That
Summary: Angry poet Tyrone Green (Eddie Murphy) is the winning contestant on Dick Cavett's (Rick Moranis) new game show, where all the questions and answers are based on Cavett's own intellect level.

Recurring Characters: Tyrone Green.

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The Bus Boys perform "The Boys Are Back In Town"
Note: Eddie Murphy joins the band during their performance.


"Hitchcock Hygiene"


Guy Talk
Summary: Lenny Ciccilone (Joe Piscopo) chats with a couple of real guys - Liberace (Dave Thomas) and Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson).

Recurring Characters: Liberace, Michael Jackson.

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Gerry Todd's Porta-Dish
Summary: Entrepreneur Gerry Todd (Rick Moranis) shows how to pick up a satellite television signal on a simple china dinner dish.

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Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Summary: Joe Piscopo Sports. Dr. Ruth Westheimer (Mary Gross). Eddie Murphy. Walter Cronkite (Dave Thomas) critiques Brad Hall's closing salutations.

Recurring Characters: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Walter Cronkite.


Hell Bent For Glory


Ed McMahon For Rent
Summary: A partygoer's (Gary Kroeger) lame jokes only interest the crowd after he hires Ed McMahon (Joe Piscopo) to yuk it up at his side.

Recurring Characters: Ed McMahon.


Five Minutes To Reflect
Summary: Rabbi Morton Karloff (Rick Moranis) delivers a sermon on the Five Books of Moses.

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Ronco Biological Watch


The Bus Boys perform "New Shoes"


Don't Hitch-Hike
Summary: A hitchhiker (Tim Kazurinsky) thinks his luck has changed when an attractive scantily-clad woman picks him up off the side of the road, until their sexual explorations cause them to tumble off a cliff.

Note: Repeat from 10/02/82.


Goodnights
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