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  Season 8: Episode 12

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February 5th, 1983

Sid Caesar

Joe Cocker

Harry Anderson

Jennifer Warnes

How To Prove It's Live


Sid Caesar's Monologue

Funeral in a Cab

The Whiners
Recurring Characters: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.

Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes perform "Up Where We Belong"

"Who Do You Hate?"
Note: Repeat from 02/20/82.

Hotel Room Time Warp

Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
Recurring Characters: Patti Lynn Hunnsacker, Dr. Jack Badofsky.

Harry Anderson

Crime & Self-Punishment

A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney
Recurring Characters: Andy Rooney.

Joe Cocker performs "Seven Days"


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