Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 16
March 19th, 1983
: Ted Koppel (Joe Piscopo) profiles the life of Buckwheat's (Eddie Murphy) assassin, John David Stutts (Eddie Murphy).
: Ted Kopel, Buckwheat.
Robert Guillaume's Monologue
: Lee Iacocca.
Old South Slave Songs
The Mrs. T Birthday Special
: Mrs. T, Mr. T, Steve Lawrence.
I Married A Monkey
Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
: Patti Lynn Hunnsacker.
Duran Duran performs "Hungry Like The Wolf"
Oil Is Us
: Solomon, Pudge.
Duran Duran performs "Girls on Film"
Wrong Number Breakup