Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 17
April 9th, 1983
The Whiners At SNL
: Would-be audience members Doug (Joe Piscopo) and Wendy Whiner (Robin Duke) arrive late for tonight's broadcast of "Saturday Night Live."
: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.
Joan Rivers' Monologue
The David Susskind Show
: Joan Rivers.
Calvin Klein Industrial Strength Jeans
: Elizabeth Taylor.
Saturday Night News with Brad Hall
: Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer, James Watt.
Celebrities in 2040
: In the year 2040, Joan Rivers and Eddie Murphy run into one another while residing in the same nursing home.
Musical Youth performs "Pass the Dutchie"
: Joe Piscopo provokes Eddie Murphy into breaking character by throwing cake at him from off-screen.
Joan Rivers Standup
Musical Youth performs "Never Gonna Give You Up"