Cornet

Rosemary Clooney.....Jim Belushi



Rosemary Clooney: [ singing ]
"Extra value is what you get, when you buy Cor-net."

Hi! I'm Rosemary Clooney. You know, I used to be young and cute. But now, I'm old and fat. Real fat. As a matter of fact, I'm one big fat, sloppy singer. That's why the folks at Cornet have asked me to be their spokesman. I want to tell you about their toilet paper, their paper towels - they really sop up the mess.. and I make a mess when I eat! And you can get great value with Cornet, because when it comes to toilet paper, their roll is as big as mine. So, if you're a slob, and need to clean up after yourself the way I do - wipen up with Cornet toilet paper, and maybe they'll call you "Rosie", too!

Cornet. The toilet paper of the big stars. And that's why I always say, [ singing ] "Extra value is what you get, when you buy Cor-net."


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