Linda Ronstadt Linda Ronstadt.....Julia Louis-Dreyfus [FADE IN on Julia-Louis Dreyfus dressed and posing like Linda Ronstadt. The words, “What’s New--Nelson Riddle and His Orchestra” frame the shot, exactly like Ronstadt’s album of the same name. The background music to the title track plays, and Julia begins to sing live.] Linda Ronstadt: [singing] “What’s new? How is the world treating you? I made the big bucks fast, Since I have learned to rip off the past. “What’s new? In four years, I’ll be 42, And music’s just a game, A silly riddle, Nelson’s his name. [Julia sits up] Linda Ronstadt: [singing] “What’s old? Records I make turn to gold, And though the income’s grand, The songs I sing, I don’t understand, Thank God for the band. “What’s next? This old backup singer’s perplexed. [coyly] I sing old songs for you, ‘Cause I can’t do what’s new!” [ZOOM back to show Julia leaning back and posing as before, and then the same album frame appears around the shot.] Thanks to Joe Cornfield for this transcript! SNL Transcripts