
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 9: Episode 15

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February 25th, 1984

Billy Crystal

Al Jarreau

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Andy Breckman

Ed Koch

Clint Smith

Yvonne Hudson
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St. Patrick's Day Wrap-Up
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Summary: A confused Siobhan Cahill (Mary Gross) reports from a Purim celebration instead of the St. Patrick's Day celebration she'd intended.

Recurring Characters: Siobhan Cahill, Father Timothy Owens.
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Bill Crystal's Monologue
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Summary: Billy Crystal performs stand-up about dating as a teenager.
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Hung Like Me
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Recurring Characters: Pee Wee Herman.
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Winston University
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Summary: The recruiter (Billy Crystal) for Winston University lets a high school class in on a secret, but, if they tell anyone about it, he will track them down and kill them.

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Family in the Attic
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Summary: A Swiss couple (Tim Kazurinsky, Robin Duke) suddenly remember that they never set a group of WWII refugees free after the war ended.

Note: This sketch was pre-filmed to accomodate Eddie Murphy's movie schedule.
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Sammy & ronald Reagan
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Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) asks Sammy Davis, Jr. (Billy Crystal) to publicly hug his opponents as a measure to guarantee his re-election.

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Unanswered Questions of the Universe
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Recurring Characters: Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer.
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Bad Career Moves
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Summary: Fred Kaz (Jim Belushi) interviews Hervé Villechaize (Billy Crystal), who recently quit "Fantasy Island" in pursuit of more money.

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Saturday Night News
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Summary: Recurring Characters: Fernando.
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Al Jarreau performs "Mornin'"
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God's Place
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Recurring Characters: John F. Kennedy, Babe Ruth, Charlie Chaplin.
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Al Jarreau performs "Trouble in Paradise"
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Billy Crystal's SNL Story
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Summary: Billy Crystal tells the audience about his stand-up performance that was cut from the very first of episode of "Saturday Night Live", but time runs out once more before he can perform it.

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