Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

February 25th, 1984 Billy Crystal Al Jarreau None Andy Breckman Ed Koch Clint Smith Yvonne Hudson

St. Patrick's Day Wrap-Up

Summary: A confused Siobhan Cahill (Mary Gross) reports from a Purim celebration instead of the St. Patrick's Day celebration she'd intended. Recurring Characters: Siobhan Cahill, Father Timothy Owens.

Montage

Bill Crystal's Monologue

Summary: Billy Crystal performs stand-up about dating as a teenager.

Hung Like Me

Recurring Characters: Pee Wee Herman.

Winston University

Summary: The recruiter (Billy Crystal) for Winston University lets a high school class in on a secret, but, if they tell anyone about it, he will track them down and kill them. Transcript

Family in the Attic

Summary: A Swiss couple (Tim Kazurinsky, Robin Duke) suddenly remember that they never set a group of WWII refugees free after the war ended. Note: This sketch was pre-filmed to accomodate Eddie Murphy's movie schedule.

Sammy & ronald Reagan

Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) asks Sammy Davis, Jr. (Billy Crystal) to publicly hug his opponents as a measure to guarantee his re-election. Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Sammy Davis, Jr.

Unanswered Questions of the Universe

Recurring Characters: Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer.

Bad Career Moves

Summary: Fred Kaz (Jim Belushi) interviews Hervé Villechaize (Billy Crystal), who recently quit "Fantasy Island" in pursuit of more money. Transcript

Saturday Night News

Summary: Recurring Characters: Fernando.

Al Jarreau performs "Mornin'"

God's Place

Recurring Characters: John F. Kennedy, Babe Ruth, Charlie Chaplin.

The Womb

Al Jarreau performs "Trouble in Paradise"

Billy Crystal's SNL Story

Summary: Billy Crystal tells the audience about his stand-up performance that was cut from the very first of episode of "Saturday Night Live", but time runs out once more before he can perform it. Transcript

Goodnights

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