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  Season 10: Episode 1


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October 6th, 1984

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Thompson Twins

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Frederick Koehler

Lifestyles of The Relatives of The Rich and Famous
Summary: Robin Leach (Harry Shearer) profiles Katherine Hepbuern's cousin Nelson Hepburn (Martin Short), a hot dog vendor.

Recurring Characters: Robin Leach.

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Montage


Billy Crystal's Monologue
Summary: Billy Crystal talks about the history of "Saturday Night Live" and how it relates to him getting older.


Olympics 1984: A Special Report
Summary: A filmed segment by Bruce Van Dusen shows how the Olympic torch is returned to Greece.


Rich Hall's Election Report
Summary: Rich Hall follows Walter Mondale to multiple fundraising dinners.


Wheel of Fortune Interview
Summary: Happy-go-lucky Ed Grimley (Martin Short) auditions as a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune" contestant, despite the suicideal feelings of contestant coordinator (Christopher Guest).

Recurring Characters: Ed Grimley.


Grandpa Howard
Summary: Famed sportscaster Howard Cosell (Billy Crystal) babysits his grandchildren.

Recurring Characters: Howard Cosell.


Synchronized Swimming
Summary: In a film by Claude Kerven, Would-be synchronized swimmers Gerald (Harry Shearer) and Lawrence Orback (Martin Short) set their sights on the 1992 Summer Olympics.

Recurring Characters: Lawrence Orback.

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Mondale & Ferraro
Recurring Characters: Walter Mondale, Geraldine Ferrarro.


The Thompson Twins perform "Hold Me Now"


The Bulge
Summary: In a film by Andy Breckman, a man (Jim Belushi) overstuffs his pants in a desperate bid to be noticed by women in a bar,


Saturday Night News with Fernando
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Recurring Characters: Fernando.


First Draft Theater
Summary: Early forms of Raymond Chandler's "The Big Sleep" are performed.


Saturday Night News with Julia Louis Dreyfus
Summary: Bob Guccione (Jim Belushi) explains why he publishes sleaze material.


Book Beat
Summary: Larry Thorpe (Christopher Guest) is unable to conduct his interview with author Wayne Kirven (Rich Hall) because he has an iron pipe through his head.


Running Late
Summary: Martin Short kills time because the show is running late.


The Thompson Twins perform "The Gap"


Goodnights



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