Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 10: Episode 1
October 6th, 1984
Lifestyles of The Relatives of The Rich and Famous
: Robin Leach (Harry Shearer) profiles Katherine Hepbuern's cousin Nelson Hepburn (Martin Short), a hot dog vendor.
: Robin Leach.
Billy Crystal's Monologue
: Billy Crystal talks about the history of "Saturday Night Live" and how it relates to him getting older.
Olympics 1984: A Special Report
: A filmed segment by Bruce Van Dusen shows how the Olympic torch is returned to Greece.
Rich Hall's Election Report
: Rich Hall follows Walter Mondale to multiple fundraising dinners.
Wheel of Fortune Interview
: Happy-go-lucky Ed Grimley (Martin Short) auditions as a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune" contestant, despite the suicideal feelings of contestant coordinator (Christopher Guest).
: Ed Grimley.
: Famed sportscaster Howard Cosell (Billy Crystal) babysits his grandchildren.
: Howard Cosell.
: In a film by Claude Kerven, Would-be synchronized swimmers Gerald (Harry Shearer) and Lawrence Orback (Martin Short) set their sights on the 1992 Summer Olympics.
: Lawrence Orback.
Mondale & Ferraro
: Walter Mondale, Geraldine Ferrarro.
The Thompson Twins perform "Hold Me Now"
: In a film by Andy Breckman, a man (Jim Belushi) overstuffs his pants in a desperate bid to be noticed by women in a bar,
Saturday Night News with Fernando
First Draft Theater
: Early forms of Raymond Chandler's "The Big Sleep" are performed.
Saturday Night News with Julia Louis Dreyfus
: Bob Guccione (Jim Belushi) explains why he publishes sleaze material.
: Larry Thorpe (Christopher Guest) is unable to conduct his interview with author Wayne Kirven (Rich Hall) because he has an iron pipe through his head.
: Martin Short kills time because the show is running late.
The Thompson Twins perform "The Gap"
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