Where You're Going

Yuppie #1.....Randy Quaid



[ A group of yuppies sit around a table in a fancy restaurant, drinking ]

Yuppie #1: I gotta make a toast. Here's to a guy who just sold his condo for five times what he paid for it!

[ rapid-fire scenes of yuppies living it up amongst the less-privileged, driving a Ferrari, pushing people aside in the streets, etc. ]

Jingle:
You want more than the rest
You just won't take second best
You've never been number two
And you're gonna get the things the world owes you.

Where you're going, you've always known it
Where you're going, you're on your way.


[ Champagne glass reads "Where you're going" ]

Where you're going..
YOU'RE GONNA PAY!


[ Champagne glass now reads "HELL" - all the yuppies are howling and screaming in Hell ]

Announcer: Yes, you're going to Hell. For the life of false values, empty ambitions and raw greed, you've earned the agony of eternal torment. You're going to burn, no doubt about it.

[ SUPER: "A message from Almighty God." ]


Thanks to Tony DuMont for this transcript.


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