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  Season 11: Episode 3




85c: Pee Wee Herman / Queen Ida & The Bon Temps Zydeco Band

Goodnights

.....Pee Wee Herman

Pee Wee Herman: Well! I've had a really, really swell time hosting "Saturday Night Live" tonight, especially working with this young and talented cast - the cool band - everybody here! And we've got about thirty seconds left, so, uh - [ looks up at the house band ] do you guys know "Sex Machine"?

[ the audience cheers ]

Hit it!

[ the cast joins Pee Wee on stage; Jon Lovitz makes many attempts to drape a robe around Pee Wee's back ]

Get up! [ laughs ]
Get up
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine!

You got to have the feeling, sure as you're born I gotta have the feeling Right on, right on.

Take me to the bridge!

Can I have the bridge?

Take me to the bridge!

I gotta have the bridge!

Hey!
The way I see it
That's the way it is!
He got the ticket
I got his! [ laughs ]

Stay on the scene, like a sex machine
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.

Let me hear you say: Pee Wee!
Let me hear you say: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!
Let me hear you say: I know you are! [ laughs ]
But what am I?
Let me hear you say: I love it.
[ laughs ] Why don't you marry it!

[ fade ]


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