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  Season 11: Episode 4


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December 7th, 1985

John Lithgow

Mr. Mister

Sam Kinison

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Halley's Comet
Summary: Mad scientist Dr. Federico (John Lithgow) warns President Reagan (Randy Quaid) that Halley's Comet is going to strike the planet Earth.

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan.


Montage


John Lithgow's Monologue
Summary: A nervous John Lithgow sings "Getting To Know You" to cope with being on live television.

Transcript


Where You're Going
Summary: Self-indulgant yuppies are going straight to Hell.

Note: Repeat from 11/09/85.


Bug Up The Butt
Summary: Irritable Bob Danielson (John Lithgow) literally has a bug up his butt.


Master Thespian
Summary: Master Thespian (Jon Lovitz) ad his mentor Baudelaire (John Lithgow) compete against on another in an acting duel.

Recurring Characters: Master Thespian, Baudelaire.

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Double R Rolls
Recurring Characters: Rudy Randolph III, Rudy Randolph, Jr.


Mr. Mister performs "Broken Wings"


The Ad Council
Summary: With a series of changing backgrounds, the Ad Council is able to completely waste your time following its message.

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Dad's Cliches
Summary: Debbie's (Joan Cusack) father (John Lithgow) can only offer cliches in her time of need.

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Weekend Update with Dennis Miller


Nancy Reagan's Showbiz Dream
Summary: Nancy Reagan (Terry Sweeney) fantasizes that she's in Las Vegas performing a rendition of "That Old Black Magic."

Recurring Characters: Nancy Reagan, Ronald Reagan.


Sam Kinison


Mutiny on the U.S.S. Cameron


Trojans
Note: Repeat from 11/16/85.


Mr. Mister performs "Kyrie"


The Limits Of The Imagination
Recurring Characters: Floating Head.


Goodnights
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