Cabrini Green Meets the Gifted Wrapper Cabrini Green ... Danitra Vance The Gifted Wrapper ... Damon Wayons [Gift wrapping counter at a department store. A satisfied customer receives a wrapped package from the guy behind the counter and exits just as Cabrini Green, the oft-pregnant teen, arrives with an item of her own.] Cabrini Green: Uh, could you wrap this present for me, please? [The guy behind the counter raps as he wraps -- and Cabrini answers with raps of her own:] The Gifted Wrapper: Well, say no more You're on the right floor An' I'm 'a give you more Than you bargained for See, I'm the Gifted Rapper and this is what I do I wrap your package while I rhyme to you This is my job all year around And when I'm not doin' this, I'm out on the town See, I started as a deejay, playin' funky songs Then I got another job to fall back on Cabrini Green: Oh, hey, young man, your rap is really good And I don't want to be misunderstood But could you wrap it? Just wrap it! Just take the tape and just wrap it! The Gifted Wrapper: Chill out, Miss Lady, and check out this 'Cuz this here rhyme is on your shoppin' list All this crazy buyin' only makes me fear That people only love each other once a year Cabrini Green: Hey, homeboy, I really gotta say You rappin' wrapper, just wrap away Just wrap it! Just wrap it! Just wrap-a-wrap-a-wrap-a-wrap it! The Gifted Wrapper: You shouldn't wait till Christmas to think about your friend 'Cuz, December twenty-fourth, his life could end Some Christmas spendin' money you ain't got Tryin' to play big shot Yeah! Ha ha ha! Cabrini Green: Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! The Gifted Wrapper: But, if you promise me this: You keep my words in mind The next time you come, I'll spare you the rhyme Cabrini Green: Ho ho ho! I hear what you say I won't save the love for only Christmas day The Gifted Wrapper: 'Cuz every day is special when you love each other right Cabrini Green and The Gifted Wrapper: [into the camera] So, live from New York, it's Saturday night! Submitted Anonymously SNL Transcripts