86a: Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter

General Dynamics

Girl.....Jan Hooks
Guy.....Dana Carvey
Announcer V/O.....Phil Hartman

[a very hunky guy pulls up in a corvette, he wears a grey t-shirt, blue jeans, he stops the car and sits on top of the driver's seat, a very pretty girl stands next to the car, she is wearing blue jeans, a white tank top, pink high heels]

Girl: You're late...

Guy: So...thought we'd have a date?

Girl: So? I don't feel like going out, I sort of have other plans...

Guy: Guess I should just leave.

Girl: I didn't say that, just said I have other plans.

Guy: These uh "other plans"...do they include me?

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: And you are saying you don't want to go out.

Girl: Uh-uh.

Guy: So I guess we should go inside and...

Girl: What?

Both: And watch TV.

[scene freezes]

Announcer: General Dynamics...the leader in laser-guided technology.

[fade]


Submitted by: Nicholas Liberto