86a: Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter
Announcer V/O.....Phil Hartman
[a very hunky guy pulls up in a corvette, he wears a grey t-shirt, blue jeans, he stops the car and sits on top of the driver's seat, a very pretty girl stands next to the car, she is wearing blue jeans, a white tank top, pink high heels]
Girl: You're late...
Guy: So...thought we'd have a date?
Girl: So? I don't feel like going out, I sort of have other plans...
Guy: Guess I should just leave.
Girl: I didn't say that, just said I have other plans.
Guy: These uh "other plans"...do they include me?
Guy: And you are saying you don't want to go out.
Guy: So I guess we should go inside and...
Both: And watch TV.
Announcer: General Dynamics...the leader in laser-guided technology.
Submitted by: Nicholas Liberto