October 18th, 1986
Run-DMC, "Walk This Way"
Bartles & Jaymes
Frank Bartles (Phil Hartman) & Ed Jaymes (A. Whitney Brown) denounce crack.
Malcolm Jamal Warner's Monologue
Dana Carvey helps self-concious Warner dance in front of the audience.
Time-saving business helps employees goof off more productively.
Donahue (Phil Hartman) talks with women in exploitive relationships.
: Phil Donahue.
The Crosby Show
Theo Huxtable (Warner) dreams Bing Crosby (Phil Hartman) is his dad.
Run-DMC performs "Walk This Way"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Kevin Nealon rambles on in search of what he's really trying to say.
Casey Kasem (Dana Carvey) pronounces Queen #1 rock group of all time.
: Casey Kasem.
End of WWII diminishes Johnny's (Phil Hartman) film career.
: Johnny O'Conner.
Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon's advances.
: Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.
Warner has negogiated a user-friendly parent-teen drunk driving contract.
Kinison performs stand-up about growing up in his family.
Run-DMC performs "Hit It, Run"
Son (Warner) doesn't want to follow in dad's (Dana Carvey) footsteps.
Buster Poindexter performs "Hit The Road Jack"