October 18th, 1986
Malcolm-Jamal Warner
Run-DMC
Spike Lee
Sam Kinison
Run-DMC, "Walk This Way"
Bartles & Jaymes Frank Bartles (Phil Hartman) & Ed Jaymes (A. Whitney Brown) denounce crack.
Malcolm Jamal Warner's Monologue Dana Carvey helps self-concious Warner dance in front of the audience.
Team Xynex Time-saving business helps employees goof off more productively.
Donahue Donahue (Phil Hartman) talks with women in exploitive relationships. Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue.
The Crosby Show Theo Huxtable (Warner) dreams Bing Crosby (Phil Hartman) is his dad.
Run-DMC performs "Walk This Way"
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller Kevin Nealon rambles on in search of what he's really trying to say. Casey Kasem (Dana Carvey) pronounces Queen #1 rock group of all time. Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.
Johnny O'Conner End of WWII diminishes Johnny's (Phil Hartman) film career. Recurring Characters: Johnny O'Conner.
Instant Coffee Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon's advances. Recurring Characters: Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.
Contract Warner has negogiated a user-friendly parent-teen drunk driving contract.
Sam Kinison Kinison performs stand-up about growing up in his family.
Run-DMC performs "Hit It, Run"
Chalk Factory Son (Warner) doesn't want to follow in dad's (Dana Carvey) footsteps.