Announcer: Time. Your company's most precious resource. At Xynex, we design office systems that save time, by making your employees more productive, whether you require high-speed data printing..
[ employee prints out homemade birthday card ]
[ employees doodles on computer screen ]
[ employee types a chain letter ]
..or.. picture-perfect copies.
[ employee puts his asscheeks on photocopier ]
Team Xynex has the answers.
[ group of employees crowd around the telephone ]
Employee: Maybe you'd like to talk to the boss, huh!
[ employees all laugh ]
Announcer: The Xynex office. People with time on their hands.