Pork Ad I

Athlete.....Kevin Nealon

[ SUPER: "The Challenge" ]

[ show Athlete pole vault ]

Athlete V/O: I spent eight years preparing for the next fifteen seconds. Tuning myself to run like a fine machine. Striving for excellence. I could have had anything for lunch. I chose pork. Because my body can handle it.

[ dissolve to image of cooked pig sitting on the table ]

[ SUPER: "Pork" ]

Announcer: Pork. Eat it while you still can.

A message from the American Pork Lobby.

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