Pork Ad II

Athlete.....Kevin Nealon

[ open on people exercising their bodies relentlessly ]

You expect a lot from your body, and you're willing to sweat to get it.

You're the kind of person who drives yourself to the limit, but sometimes you ask yourself, "What's it all for?"

Well, now there's a reason to stay in shape.

[ SUPER: "Pork" ]


[ cut to testimonial from Woman ]

Woman: It's for you, because your heart can take it!

[ dissolve to image of cooked pig sitting on the table ]

Announcer: Pork. Think of it as a reward.

A message from the American Pork Lobby.

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